I was on a date with a guy I thought I really liked.
We didn't.
He was arrested for rape and murder 2 weeks later!What is the best piece of advice (or fortune) you have ever gotten from a fortune cookie?
On the first date with my now fiance, my fortune read ';The one that you love is closer than you think.'; On our 5th year anniversary she recreated our first date and bought one of those custom fortune cookies that had the same fortune inside.What is the best piece of advice (or fortune) you have ever gotten from a fortune cookie?
';the man sitting behind you is after your sister. your lucky numbers are 3,6,8,15.';
';Do something unusual tomorrow'; I love this one, because to me it means always doing something incredible today to keep me sane and life exciting.
';Smile before bed, it'll help you sleep better';.... this one's from a Dove chocolate, though...
';You and your spouse will have a happy life together.';
I keep that on my sunvisor in my car.
A friend says to add the words 'In Bed' or 'Between the sheets' to a fortune...
Do something unusual tomorrow -- in bed.
You and your spouse will be happy a long time -- in bed.
My favorite for this ... 'You are popular and have lots of friends -- in bed!'
I hope nobody takes offense, because it is simply a silly way to re-read your fortunes.
In order to have friends you must also be one. your lucky numbers are.....
It wasn't really advice. It said : Good fortune was coming my way.
';You can't stop the waves but you can learn to surf.';
Shortly after I got this, my mom was diagnosed with cancer. We've been doing a lot of surfing this last year. Blessedly she is now cancer free.
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